Updated: 13th December 2017

This Song About Older Ladies Is SO FUNNY That Its Going VIRAL! I Cant Stop Laughing!

Older ladies are what? Older ladies are DIVINE!

Not even the grumpiest of the grumpiest can deny that. And to further solidify this point, heres an incredibly fun video by Donnalou Stevens that will surely have you singing along. This song is absolutely infectious and youll definitely agree as soon as you hear it! The world can certainly use more songs like this. Need some help with your impromptu karaoke session? Weve got you covered. You can find the complete lyrics just below the video!

Older Ladiesby Donnalou Stevens

Well, I aint 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin and my skin is saggin,
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

Well I aint 20 either and I dont care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

If you dont think I rock, well we aint gonna roll.
If you dont think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
cause if you cant see what it is you have,
Then you aint having me.

I got cellulite and achin feet,
And my thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle or wiggle,
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

My tummy aint tucked or liposucked.
Its a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy,
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

See, Im no longer desperate. Ill only have a man,
If he has the smarts to see how hot that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
If you cant see what it is you have,
Then you aint having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies are DIVINE!

Well I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck,
It makes a double chin whenever I grin,
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
Pert near down all the way to my nest,
And if thats the reason that you dont love me,
Then maybe thats not love.

If you dont think I rock, well we aint gonna roll.
If you dont think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
causeif you cant see what it is youve got,
You aint getting me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies are DIVINE!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies what are we ladies? Were DIVINE!

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